
My New Book is Available Now
If you fancy a life-giving mixture of laughing and crying, be sure to check out my new book, Stardust: An Alzheimer’s Love Story, available in e-book and print on Amazon now.
An interview in support of Blink originally published by BookPage in January 2005
An interview in support of Team of Rivals originally published by BookPage in November 2005
An interview in support of American Lion originally published by BookPage in November 2008
An interview in support of The Jester originally published by BookPage in March 2003
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An interview in support of At Canaan's Edge originally published by BookPage in February 2006
An interview in support of The Wilderness Warrior originally published by BookPage in August 2009
An interview in support of Swift’s debut album originally published by CMT in December 2006
An interview in support of Black Cadillac originally published by CMT in February 2006
An interview in support of 127 Rose Avenue originally published by CMT in July 2009
An interview in support of Jerry Reed Live! Still originally published by CMA Close Up in June 2005
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But I cherish these aimless hands and remember the otherworldly ecstasy of holding them the first time.
I beg her forgiveness, serve her breakfast and try to catch a millisecond nap while she eats and watches the “Today” show's glib answers to all human problems.
Later, she awakens again and asks me to sit with her. She tells me she never feels good. As I try to discover why, the elliptical phrases start-- “I want to . . . ,” “I wish we could . . .,” “Where are . . . .” They are tantalizing thoughts she never completes.
Norma slept late again today, staying abed long past the prescribed time for her arsenal of medications.
The main reason I want Norma to sleep as long as she can is that our normal days are filled with nothing much but sitting.
In the years that followed, Norma and I would each accommodate and respect the other's “parallel loves.”
“Those who do not learn history,” we are told, “are doomed to repeat it.” Implicit in this saying is that if we do learn from the pitfalls of history, we can avoid falling into them now.” How's that working out?
No one becomes wealthy on his own. It always requires the labor of others.
In an unregulated economy, the profits from the sale of goods and services can be divided virtually any way the owners of the enterprise choose.
People who have the power that the wealth we’ve created gives them will not surrender it gladly.
In the sea of economic distress we’re all floating on these days, a fortunate few are riding out the storm in well-provisioned yachts while the rest of us are desperately testing the buoyant properties of kelp.
Just imagine what a system focused solely on profit would do to you if Big Government didn’t stand in its way.
About Ed
As a writer, Morris has had articles published in Advertising Age, TV Guide, McCall’s, Hollywood Reporter, Salon, Amusement Business, Book Page, The Journal Of Country Music, The Mother Earth News, Baltimore Sun, BackStage, Bluegrass Unlimited, New Country, Tune In and elsewhere. He has been a correspondent for Advertising Age and was a columnist for International Musician and Music City News.
Morris is also author of the play The Passion of Ethel Rosenberg.

Morris at his home in Kingston Springs, TN
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