Hard-Hitting Headlines
Create your own tabloid teaser by selecting one word from each column, moving left to right.
Example: POPE BITES DWARF
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REALTOR
FIREMAN
PRESIDENT
POPE
PRINCESS
COACH
DOG
MAYOR
SQUIRREL
STRIPPER
BEATS
HOSES
KICKS
BLESSES
HATES
SEDUCES
RESCUES
BITES
ADOPTS
SLASHES
DWARF
SNAKE
SENATOR
NUN
KIDS
CHEERLEADER
HUNTER
MOTHER
CAT
DOCTOR