Our President, the...
Exercise your most basic political right—name-calling—by selecting one word from each column, moving left to right.
Example: “Our president (or mayor or senator) is an oafishly self-serving manipulator.”
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Predictably
Smoothly
Utterly
Oafishly
Always
Totally
Curiously
Obviously
Occasionally
Notably
Ineffectual
Calculating
Unstable
Sincere
Aware
Self-Serving
Relentless
Effective
Joyful
Brilliant
Manipulator
Statesman
Combatant
Schemer
Hustler
Compromiser
Vote-Getter
Toady
Bargainer
Diplomat